BLACK BUZZ NEWS
The Florida Highway Patrol reported that the number one golfer in the world, Tiger Woods was involved in an accident early Friday morning near his home in the exclusive Isleworth subdivision of Orlando.
According to news reports Mr. Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree after exiting his driveway at 2 :25 a.m. in the morning.
Why was Tiger leaving his home at 2:25 a.m. in the morning and where was he going ? Was Mr. Woods leaving his home because of a medical emergency ?
Why did it take the Florida Highway Patrol 12 hours to report this accident to the media ? Did Mr. Woods consume any alcohol before and after the holiday festivities ? What was his blood alcohol content level at the time of the incident in question ? Why didn't the law enforcement officers on duty issue any Breathalyzer test ? How can you hit a fire hydrant and a tree if one of your faculties is not impaired ?
Did Woods have an argument with his wife the former nanny/model Elin Norgegren or did he venture off on a sightseeing tour along the ocean front in his Cadillac SUV at 2:25 a.m. ? It just seems odd that Mr. Woods would leave his house to go shopping at 2:25 am in the morning. Perhaps Mr. Woods had to catch an early plane flight to places unknown ? Mr. Woods probably had to make a diaper run and when he looked on his GPS to get directions for said, his Escalade hit the fire hydrant and tree.
Woods is married to the former nanny/model Elin Norgegren but what would cause a man to leave his home at 2:25 a.m. and why ?
I am also wondering why Mr. Woods was driving a Cadillac Escalade, rather than a Buick Enclave because he had long association with the Buick brand plus the fact that the Enclave has far superior visibility than the top heavy larger clumsy Escalade. Also note that the Escalade is much higher than the Enclave and at night this may have caused Mr.Woods difficulty in seeing lower foreign items such as a fire hydrant, small bush, or tree.
Why didn't the air bags deploy ? The Escalade air-bags are supposed to deploy after going 25 mph. Someone from the world famous Cadillac Division of General Motors will have to explain why those air-bags didn't deploy in the case of Mr. Woods accident. Well thank God Mr. Woods was not hurt as seriously as initially reported. He apparently left the hospital with only minor injuries to his lips,mouth and other parts of his face.
It looks as though that old Escalade caught "Tiger by his tail " and he probably wishes he was still driving a Buick Enclave.
WHEN DOES THE SPIN BEGIN, AND WHY IS IT TAKING THE WOODS SO LONG TO GET THEIR STORY TOGETHER ?
WHEN IS THIS FAKE NEWS CONFERENCE BY THE WOODS GOING TO OCCUR ?