Obama has just announced that he is appointing Dr.Jack Kevorkian to head up the new White House Office of Death Panels:

Black Buzz News Service
Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina
April 1, 2010

Kill Devils Hill, N.C.....President Barack Obama has just announced that he is appointing Dr. Jack Kevorkian to head up the new White House of Death Panels. Heinrich Himmler III, will serve as Deputy of the new White House Office of Death Panels.
Obama has promised a bonus of $ 10,ooo to first 500,000 seniors who are desirous of ending their life in 2010. Mr. Obama claims the new White House Office of Death Panels could an effect of reducing our national debt by 1 percent per year.