Dogtown, Alabama.. How will America's favorite sunshine patriot former Vice President Dick Cheney celebrate this up coming Veterans Day on November 11,2009 ? Perhaps Cheney will finally explain to American people how he was successful in avoiding the Draft by getting nine(9) deferments and even the coward Benedict Arnold served his country.
Maybe Cheney had Moscowitis like "Slick Willie", or just plain old Cowarditis Wyoming style.
Ode To Dirty Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney, brave, courageous and bold
Long live Dick Cheney's fame
And long live his glory
And long may his story be told
(ONLY UNDER OATH)