Oprah Winfrey Has Promised The IOC That She Would Provide Free Chitling Dinners For All The Athletes In The Olympic Village

Breaking News October 1
COPENHAGEN DENMARK. The world renowned Ms. Oprah Winfrey who's part of the Chicago delegation lobbying(Pimping) for the 2016 Olympic Games has promised to provide all the athletes in the Olympic Village with free daily down home Chitling and Soul food dinners.
The idea of free Chitling and Soul food dinners for all the Olympic athletes may have sealed the deal for the City of Chicago and I am quite sure that the members of the IOC won't be able to turn down Oprah.
Oprah has also agreed to supply all the athletes in the Olympic Village with unlimited supply of Rolaids & Pepto-Bismol.
The Obama's have also recommended to the IOC that they consider two new events for the 2016 Olympic Games and they are as follows:

1. The Roland Burris Musical Chair Marathon

2. A bona-fide Watermelon eating contest

TOWSON MARYLAND. A reliable source from Towson stated that when the greatest swimmer of all time Michael Phelps was told of Oprah's offer of free Chitling dinners for all the athletes in the Olympic Village that Michael was elated and replied" "That he always ate a bunch of Hog Maws, Pig Feet, and Pig Ears after smoking a couple of joints. The source claimed that Phelps said the Hog Maws, Pig Feet and Pig Ears helped to ease his hunger binge.